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Corporate Droning Collection

Corporate Droning Collection

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Our debut launch: Corporate Droning Collection

A set of five polishes including three shimmers, one flakie, and a glow-in-the-dark. This collection was inspired by the language we all begin to speak once we enroll ourselves in a capitalistic society: business jargon.

 

Examples of business jargon: I hope this email finds you well. In order to not reinvent the wheel, we can build upon past work that will act as a ladder for future team members. Those folks will be lucky to not have to build the plane while it's flying. Always assume good intentions, and remember that HR is here to help.

 

This bundle includes free top coat, and free shipping!

We'll also throw in a free magnet while supplies last

Ingredients

Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Isopropyl Alcohol, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, N-Butyl Alcohol, Diacetone Alcohol, Acrylates Copolymer, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Dipropylene Glycol Dibenzoate, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate, Silica, Dimethicone, Trimethylsiloxysilicate, Benzophenone-1, Benzophenone-3, Hexanal, Lithothamnion Calcareum Extract, Phosphoric Acid, Mannitol, Diatomaceous Earth, Zinc Sulfate, Tocopherol, CI 60725 (Violet 2) [+/- Acetyltri-N-Butylcitrate, Anthraquinone, Non-Phthalate Plasticizer, Mica, Dyes, Spectraflair, Lakes, Glitter or Titanium Dioxide]

Size

10ml. Our bottles are a little smaller. We made a conscious decision to do so since that reduces our waste, our shipping carbon footprint, shipping costs for the customer and let’s face it, most nail polish enthusiasts have enough polish to last them a lifetime and will unlikely see the bottom of a bottle anyway. Rest assured that we price our items by how much it costs to make a bottle, so less product also means you pay less. 

Brush Style

Our bottles come with paddle brushes. But you’ll also get a flat brush for free.

Our signature formula is free of the worst stuff nail polish can contain like the nasty five: formaldehyde, toluene, dibutyl phthalate, formaldehyde resin, and camphor.

Cruelty-free

Only the lungs of the fume-huffing maker are harmed making these

Vegan

We believe in using animal-free products

Handmade in the U.S.

Polishes and gadgets are handmade

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